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She's either cold or thinking of sex...

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I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing - Porn DVDI recently took advantage of the Quality Adult Sex DVDs FREE UK Delivery + Each 3rd DVD Offer and bought my Christmas present from me. It arrived about three days ago and as it has been so busy for me I have only managed to watch the first scene.

I don't know if you have ever heard of Shane Diesel, his nickname is I believe 'Freight Train' for a reason I'll explain in a minute.

Shane, it is fair to say is not the most handsome of guys and would struggle to pull women on his looks alone.

But nature has been kind to him in another way and I would imagine that he would be considered a fine catch by many women...

He is blessed with the fattest Cock I have ever seen and it's long too, I would say it's well over 10 inches. It has veins all over it and a large purple helmet.

You can see by the look on the girl's face that she is looking forward to being fucked by it. When she sucks it her mouth is wide open and stretched around the shaft. She can only get the helmet and an inch or two of shaft in.

I would estimate the shaft at over 3 inches thick and the girls fingers do not get all the way around it. The girl uses two hands to wank his huge thick penis and his huge floppy testicles swing beneath it.

Eventually he pushes his cock up the girl's vagina. As it goes in, all the pussy lips that are stretched around his shaft disappear and as he withdraws the lips reappear clinging to his shaft. The vulva is fully distended, a bit like giving birth in reverse.

Every so often, Shane completely withdraws and you get a great shot of the gaping vulva, and puffy distended lips. The girl reaches down with both hands either side of her vagina an puts the index finger of each hand in her pussy and pulls it apart. She seems oblivious to the fact that she is gaping open already. It's hot sexy stuff.

Shane Diesel does not have to pump fast, it's a slowly steady in, out, in, out action. With a cock that size quick thrusts are probably not possible any way.

And when he finally ejaculates, you'll not be disappointed either. Thick globules of creamy spunk all around the girls mouth.

I would say it's an impressive opening scene (pun intended) and already I am well impressed by Shane Diesel and this DVD. I cannot recommend it highly enough. If you like seeing women being fucked by huge cocks then this is a must have.

I can't believe she took the whole thing either or maybe that should be HOLE THING!

A little boy and the girl next door were playing together in his back garden when the boy needed to wee.

The girl was curious as she did not have any brothers and was amazed at what she saw. It looked so much fun being able to direct streams of wee at whatever you wanted to. And without having to take your trousers off.

The girl was very sad that she never had a penis and started to cry. She ran back to her house to be comforted by her mother.

A few minutes later she arrived back in the boys garden with a huge smile on her face. She pointed at the boy's penis and said:

"My mummy said I can have as many of those as I like when I'm older."

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I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read very fast. We are all very well here. You won't recognise the house when you get home because we've moved. We moved because father read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home. It is quite nice and has got a washing machine. I put shirts in it last week, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. Last week I had my teeth taken out and a new fireplace put in.

Your father's got a really good job now. He's got 500 men under him. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery.

Your sister Mary has had her baby, but I don't know if it's a boy or girl, so I can't tell you whether you're an aunt or an uncle.

Your cousin Pat died last week at the brewery. He fell into a vat of whiskey. A couple of his mates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely. He was cremated on Wednesday, and it took a week to put the fire out.

It only rained twice last week; once for three days and then for four days. On Monday the wind blew so hard that one of the chickens laid the same egg four times.

I went to the doctor on Thursday, and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes - your father offered to buy it from him. The doctor told father that he would require of him, a sperm sample, a urine sample and a faeces sample for diagnosis. We left his underpants at reception on the way out.

I've sent you a coat, but it was too heavy for the post, so I cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets.

Auntie Maude has sent you a pair of socks she knitted, she put a third one in because she heard you have grown another foot since she last saw you.

Your brother Tom has joined the army. He's only been there a week and they've already made him a court martial.

Your loving mother,

P.S. I was going to enclose £5 but I had already sealed the envelope.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice - even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack offirewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving son,


PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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