See this! Don't bite it!
Just put it in your mouth,
You're supposed to suck it and like it!

You fucking bitch!
That's not what I call a fuck.
That was more like scratching an itch!

You're outta luck!
Just get in the bed and get naked
Cos tonight we're gonna fuck!

You fucking bitch!
That's not what I call a fuck.
That was more like scratching an itch!

Where's your passion?
I'm supposed to be your lover
But it seems like that's on ration.

You fucking bitch!
That's not what I call a fuck.
That was more like scratching an itch!

What's that look of pain?
Lay back and get your legs apart,
Cos we're gonna do it again!

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You should see the video of this cute little Swedish model where you get to see us do public nudity & flashing at the beach, I could not keep my eyes of her, so on the way home we went up a quiet side street and I did a slow butt massage on her, and use a banana like a toy, and put her in my lap like a schoolgirl and use a vibrator on her….

Oh yeah that quiet little street well it was quiet until the sound of girls in deep orgasm brought the neighbours out...

The FTV Girls are always good quality and very sexy. Let me know what you think.





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Here's a great idea, let your customers download their porn movies and burn them onto blank DVDs in the privacy of there own homes. Save on fulfilment and postage costs and your customers get there movie in minutes rather than days and CHEAPER BY FAR!

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That's a saving of £11.96! And there are plenty more downloads available!

Why not buy two downloads and have twice the fun and still have saved money?

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Quality Adult Sex DVDs have added three more porn studios to their shop.

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I have just found a site that is very interesting. It's called Sarah's Wet Hole. It's written by a girl who claims her name is Sarah Hole and describes herself as a dirty girl...

She's obviously an educated girl but more importantly she is a sexual being that has a light-hearted view of life and all things sexual. She's our sort of girl.

The site is meant for women but that just makes it even more attractive to us men.

It's a new site and a few things are not quite working yet but it is informative, funny and very definitely sexy.

The page on pussies is particularly interesting.

Here's a short extract from her diary. Who says girls don't think about sex or wank?

I pulled my short skirt up and opened my legs. My little clitoris was already hard, waiting patiently for the feel of my fingertips. As always, my juices were pouring from my pussy hole, and I parted my sex lips wide and dragged my cream up my valley to my hard sex button. I could hear my parents moving about the house, talking and laughing, oblivious to my dirty deed...

So go and take a look around, you'll not be disappointed.

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Just incase you're wondering...

We have removed any references to the Keeley Hazell video from this site.

We have done this as it has become obvious that the video was released without Keeley's permission and to her embarrassment. To us, that is NOT fair.

It seems that an ex-boyfriend had got the video published, presumably as some sort of revenge. Sadly, this sort of shit behaviour is becoming ever more common. It is not acceptable and never will be.

Keeley is a very beautiful woman and we will always think so.

However, since you're here, why not take a look around. We've got some very interesting adult stuff on this site. Most of it is not to be found anywhere else on the internet.

Enjoy.

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I was fucking a girl with a huge pussy years ago, and she said "I've had a coil fitted".

She could have had a carpet fitted!

Guys, if your girl could have a 'carpet fitted', then maybe you should have a little look at this pussy tightener.

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Girl limbo dancing without knickers, bare pussy visible.Would you ram your cock down the devil's throat?

Most guys would if it looked like that!








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Not wanting to sound churlish but some girls do not know how to suck cock.

When you suck a man's penis, ROLL THE FORESKIN BACK!!!!

Many younger girls make this mistake. When an experienced cunt licker licks a pussy he (or she) will part the out lips (labia majora) to expose the clit for gentle attention.

The man's helmet is the same as the clit, it's the most sensitive part.

Pull the bloody skin back!

Girl limbo dancing without knickers, bare pussy visible.Party girl attempts the limbo with legs spread nicely showing a rather pretty pussy. But are those her knickers in here hand?

Did she show her vagina off knowingly?

The sexy little slapper!

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Women with many rings in her pussy lipsWomen with many rings in her pussy lipsNow that's what I call a pierced pussy!

I wonder if you can hear them clanking when she walks. And what happens if you get your pubic hair tangled up in that lot?

It would be fun finding out...

Pass the magnetic cock ring!



Huge Black Dildo Review

Young wife takes a huge dildo bollock deep to please hubby

My friends at Bionic Tonic alerted me to this review that just appeared on their site. It's about the Bam dildo and is quite a read. It's amazing what goes on in bedrooms around the world...

I didn't know hubby had bought this.One night I was feeling horny so I showered and put on a sexy nightie to arouse him.He read my mind but wanted the web cam turned on.I said "no way" and he said "come on, you know it'll be fun and besides I know you.Well, hesitantly I agreed.I was getting super horny knowing anybody could see me and when I was ready for some action he excused himself and came back with this dildo in his hand.I was shocked to say the least.The next thing I knew he handed it to me and told me to insert it and start doing myself.He wanted me to masturbate it and by then I decided if he wanted me to, why not!I lost count of the number of times I came.I went from feeling ashamed to feeling fullfilled!He was surprised when he saw I could take the entire length.Then I was told to keep going until he decided I had enough. I never knew I could put on such a display.

~ Maria

Just so that you know, the Bam is 13" long and so thick (over 3") that you cannot get your fingers around it! To take the full length beggars belief, never mind the girth. It's a pussy stretcher.

She never left her email address and is not an account holder so she did not write this review for financial gain (Bionic Tonic reward review writers with a £5.00 discount). She must have wrote this heartfelt review for the sheer sexiness of it. How do we solve a problem like Maria?

Other posts about huge dildos, the Bam and stretched open vaginas include Huge Black Cock and Fucked By Huge Dildos. Check them out.

Andro Penis Enlargement device in box showing componentsI feel that after writing the Woman's Worst Nightmare post that I have to redress the balance somewhat. Bring relief to the wounded, so to speak. and it is with that in mind that I present to you the Andro Penis Extender.

I have found the best price on the web for you but please do NOT take my word for this. Make your own checks. You should also visit other sites to find out more about the product.

Briefly though, the device stretches your penis over a long period of time. Six months or more, I believe. And you must clock up between four and nine hours a day for maximum effect.

I think Mr Smallpiece in the above mentioned post is beyond help but anyone with a 4" - 5" penis could reasonably expect to get to average size. If you're lucky enough to be packing 6" - 7" then the holy grail of 8" is achievable.

So, if you can bear the thought of putting your little old man on the rack, this is the device for you.

A big thick todger is only a few months away.

If you do buy one, let me know and maybe we can follow your progress on this blog. I might even be able to get you some freebies for the Bionic Tonic plug...

Penetration 12 - Porn DVDThe Quality Adult Sex DVDs Winter Sale has started.

Up to 40% OFF, that's right, Huge discount on many studios and as always: Each 3rd DVD FREE

This is a great offer, maybe I should have waited a bit longer for this offer but I did not know it was going to happen. I last bought from these guys just before Christmas.

I bought three DVDs (only paid for two) and they were delivered a couple of days later packed in a strong cardboard box. Very discreet, the lady postman had to knock on my door as the parcel was too big to go through the letterbox. If only she knew the filth that she'd been carrying!

Anyway, you can read about I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing it's the only one I've had time to watch so far. That Shane Diesel has a MASSIVE BLACK COCK!



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Imagine an incredibly handsome guy.

A romantic candlelit supper in your favourite restaurant.

He's cool, intelligent, rich, he kisses woderfully, dances like a god, all your friends are crazy about him, your parents adore him.

In a phrase: The man of your dreams.

He asks you to marry him but there is ONE BUT.

No sex before marriage.

You - of course - agree to it all.

You get the most beautiful wedding dress, the cake is equally fantastic, the wedding party is an 'Event of the century'.

And then...

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A word of warning for those of you who may be regular Tesco, Asda orWaitrose customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a cleverscam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieceshas turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think itcouldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car asyou are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping yourwindscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost fallingout of their skimpy T-shirts

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead askyou for a ride to another Tesco or Waitrose. You agree and they get inthe back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sexon you while you are driving. Whilst this is happening the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on December 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 27th,29th, and 31st. Also January 4th, 5th, 6th, twice on the 7th, threetimes just yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend.

So be careful.

Mosiac picture of a world famous politician made up of porn picturesNow here's some art for you. The portrait of this guy is representative of what he is doing to the world, if you look closely at it.

Enlarge The Picture to see what I mean...

Whole lotta fucking going on!



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AdultsExoticA Sex Blog is one year old today.

I have really enjoyed scouring the internet looking for entertaining sexual things to tell you about.

I hope that my efforts have brightened your days and have been of use to you.

Thanks.

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My Dutch pals at Quality Adult Sex DVDs inform me that women buy over 25% of porn DVDs from them. And there is no prefered category as some men may expect. They do not buy mainly huge cocks for example but are rather varied in the viewing choices.

Considering how much we all like fucking, it's not really surprising that we like watching people fuck as well.

Guys get hard-ons watching sex and women get wide-ons.

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.

Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board.

Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

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