Lavatory Graffiti - Jumping Crabs

"Don't sit on the toilet seat, the crabs in here can jump two feet.

Don't use the trap next door, the crabs in there jump two feet more!"

Not much to do with sex here, I'll grant you. Not unless you're into Glory Holes and Cottaging!

Don't knock it until you've tried it! Say I.

Here I sit in all this vapour.
Some daft cunt has nicked the paper!
Time is short, I cannot linger,
Guess I'll have to use a finger.
If at first you don't succeed,Put you elbows on your knees,Put you chin between your thumbs,Give a grunt and out it comes!

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