Was up to his balls in Pete...

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Heavy Shit Going Down

More Lavatory Grifitti

Turds Over 10 Pounds Must Be Lowered By Hand

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Famous headline on front page of an English World War 2 news paper.

BRITISH PUSH BOTTLES UP GERMANS REAR

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The Vice Admiral's vice was the Rear Admirals's rear.

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I didn't say Micky Mouse had buck teeth!

I said he was FUCKING GOOFY!

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The first time I ever saw my current girlfriend she was wearing a very sexy and very tight pair of jeans.

I went over to her and asked "How do you get into those tight jeans."

She replied "You can start by buying me a few drinks..."

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Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say: Woman who stand on head, crack up.

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Confucius say: Rape is impossible, woman with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down.

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Have you ever wondered why condoms traditionally come in a packet of three?

The last time I wanted it three times was before I'd had it once...

Judging by the smell I thought it would have been bigger.
~ Anonymous

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If girls are made of sugar and spice, why do they smell of fish?
~ Anon.

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Cunnilingus

Drinking From The Furry Cup

I kissed her lips tenderly, then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses!
~ Anon.

I'm so unlucky that if I got half a woman, I'd get the half that talks.
~ Anon

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If it's long and thick and buried to the hilt then it's IN decent.
~ Anonymous Woman

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I was fucking a girl with a huge pussy years ago, and she said "I've had a coil fitted".

She could have had a carpet fitted!

Guys, if your girl could have a 'carpet fitted', then maybe you should have a little look at this pussy tightener.

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Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.

Scunthorpe

I'd like to know his name...

If Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain. Who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe?
~ Anonymous

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Vibrators don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.

Men are like public toilets, they are either engaged or full of shit!
~ Anonymous

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